homefried.

conversationparade:

[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing

[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length

[step 3] move in for the kill

clientsfromhell:

Client: I have to fire you. We love your work, but my boyfriend is worried about me working with an artsy guy. 

Me: I can assure you, I’m very professional.

Client: I’m sure you are! But I’m not. 

tyleroakley:

The writing for 30 Rock will always be better than your favorite show.

(Source: everything30rock)

briannacherrygarcia:

gizmohall:

brodinsons:

sapfira23:

cute ♥

screams and cries because baby burrito hemsworth

His face!  It’s so Angry Mama Bird!  He’s all; “So help me, if anyone wakes this child!!”

“This is MY baby. MINE. No one else can touch her. Come near her and you get a Mjolnir to the FACE.”

Oh man, I fear what will happen when she’s old enough to date.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

iminlesbianswith-you:

Easy A - Olive Penderghast quotes

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

lli85:

LOKI IN THE DA BACK DOE.

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(Source: hulkling)

(Source: missalwaysright97)

i-s-d-p:

Glued up and then stained. Still needs to be sprayed with shellac and then I’m all done! 

Beautiful chair!

I can haz hair plz.

(via tessaviolet)

(Source: starktowering, via randomam)

fishingboatproceeds:

posthumorously:

“Most parents don’t know really their children.” - Otto Frank

This is the actual recording of Otto Frank that runs in a loop in the Anne Frank house, for those interested.

I am mostly reblogging it so I will have a quick link where I can send people who tell me that there is a typo in my book and that I meant, “Most parents don’t really know their children.”

(via nanalew)

meghantonjes:

nerdfighteratalie:

prestonhymas:

neiru2012:

“Apparently my desk is nice and cool on hot days”

ALDFJSVOJDNIIJSIFDNCJSD

My mind automatically went to Preston.

I FEEL SO MANY THINGS

(Source: noahederer, via imaginary-lady)

the-more-i-arty:

Some Avengers themed cocktail recipes I played around with.

Also drink responsibly…

Now with added Phil